harry potter rare pair fest

Title: Conducting Business
Author/Artist: masteroftrouble
Prompt: #203; Somebody forgets their purse when they catch the Knight Bus in a hurry and have to find another way to pay their fare.
Prompt submitted by: wwmrsweasleydo
Pairing(s): Stan Shunpike/You
Word Count: ~1900
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Second person POV, unknown narrator (both identity and the gender), dubious whoring (to an extent), sex
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: I took your pairing literally, so I hope you don't mind. I've always wanted to try this point of view and your prompt hooked me in and convinced me to do it.
Summary: You didn't expect to need the Knight Bus. It was just a good thing the conductor took all forms of payments.

( Conducting Business )